geekrest:

All it needed was a little groovy love.

hungarian:

*grabs a stranger’s boobs* “just checkin to see if they’re real”

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

foxygrandpa-:

I’m gonna start a group of preppy thugs and we’ll call ourselves the cardigangsters

jerrybrito:

Myth #1 – Introverts don’t like to talk.
This is not true. Introverts just don’t talk unless they have something to say. They hate small talk. Get an introvert talking about something they are interested in, and they won’t shut up for days.

Myth #2 – Introverts are shy.
Shyness has nothing to…

alideleedalee:

I wanted to name something I was writing “Another Great Day” so I looked it up to see if it had been used and this is what came up.

colorontheradio:

So I own not a notion

I escape and ape content

I don’t own emotion - I rent

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

“You’re the only friend I’ve ever had.”
“And I’ve had so many friends…but only one that mattered.”